I'll take meatballs with my Flying Spaghetti Monster..

A two dollar whore can have many covers. She can look sophisticated in her PayLess stilettos. She can look like your average Vegas strip hooker in her mini skirt and push up bra. She can even look like, well, a two dollar whore.

Intelligent Design is much like the two dollar hooker. It dresses up like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman and looks good for the people, when in reality it's just creationism with a Versacci purse and Vera Wang clit hugging skirt.

The issue of teaching Intelligent Design vs Evolution was once again brought up today in PA. I believe this is actually the undercard bout in WWE Raw this Sunday behind Cindy Sheehan vs. Butt Monkey Bush. President Bush has even given his $.02 saying that creationism should be taught as an option to evolution. This is like giving thought to whether you should have a nice rib-eye steak or cyanide for dinner. The rib-eye may give you mad cow disease but hey it tasted damn good before you went ape shit. Cyanide would just fuck you up without the satisfaction of your last defacation having some nice sinewy steak choplets left over. How am I relating this back to Intelligent Design and the two dollar hooker? I have no clue. But I don't want to find out that my son has been spending the day with either one of them.